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Monday, February 13, 2012

I'm a Sir! Like Sir Ian McKellen.

THE ART OF by WASTED RITA
Scene: Grocery store
Characters: Me (black girly flats with roses on them, black girly pants, black girly pea coat, newly re-copper-ed pixie cut hair, fat bird earrings, tiny nose stud, glasses), dude re-stocking orange juide

Me: [hum de hum, orange juice!]
Restock dude: Hi!
Me: Hello!  [hum de hum]
Restock dude: Sir?
Me: [Ignore]
Restock dude: Sir?  Sir?
Me: [look around, see nobody else in the vicinity]
Restock dude: Sir?
Me: ...Yes? [shifty look]
Restock dude: What's your name?
Me: .......................Hayley
Restock dude: Tina?
Me:.....yep. [walk away]

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