|Calvinball by Joe Wright|
I feel like I've tricked the universe into giving me what I want. I joined a kickball team for the summer that specifically bars pregnant people from playing so now EITHER WAY I WIN. HA HA HA. At least I win for the summer, anyway. Anyway, kickball is awesome when it involves a) a timer so games don't go longer than an hour and b) beer on the field. The downside is that I started to go jogging every day and then joined kickball the next week, so for a while I felt like I got run over by a train. I clearly haven't used my kickball muscles since I was 12. Woops. Anyway though, it's causing me to suddenly be super sporty and my feet are getting a ridiculous ked-shoe tan, and I'm being super social and making new friends.
I'm the king of the woooooorld.