Again, wonky formatting c/o tablet computing! Ackkhghhgvfddddd it is impossible to edit with precision! Blargh.
Welp, we made it to embryo transfer day, which means even if this doesn't work, at least we were able to run the whole race, trophy/ies or not in the end. But if one decides to give us a chance and stick around I will buy it a pony. If you both stick around, that means TWO PONIES. Patrick has pointed out that the ponies would really be for me, but nobody else has to know, least of all the embryos being bribed. Is it wrong to bribe when they're not sentient? Early exposure to corruption and all that... The doctor described all three of our embryos as "a little slow" * but to hell with being put in a box, right? I think you can do it, future guys/ladies/blobs. C'mon.
I kid because at this point, it's all just waiting and making sure the dog doesn't jump all over me when we come home. I spent most of my day happily reading the new "Hyperbole and a Half" book (including in the room after the transfer, because why sit awkwardly when you can read about simple dog and helper dog?).