Somebody's a week old (okay, more than a week old by the time I write this)! I felt the occasion called for a hat. All important milestones and events in life should have designated hats. I mean, sure we've got birthday hats, people in the UK have fancy wedding hats (I guess they wear them to their daily tea parties too? Is that part of Life in the UK? I envy your fancy hats)...graduation hats (academic faculty are particularly lucky in this regard with their kooky Pope-like regalia)...veiled funeral hats I suppose...but what else have we got? We need more lighthearted hats for specific milestones. Consider the New Mother Cloche. The First Kiss Straw Sunhat (with ribbons). The First Tooth Beret! I demand the Debt Repayment Derby.
Hi. I am sleep deprived.