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Tuesday, November 24, 2015

Things I won't do (revised)

I will not put a leash on my toddler
I will not let my toddler play with my phone
I will not feed my toddler four Milano cookies to encourage quiet good behavior
I will not buy an Elf on the Shelf

Banner month.  Welp.  Let's hear it for the small victories while they still stand, at least.

6 comments:

  1. Haha I feel you. Let's srsly not cross the Elf on the Shelf line though. Solidarity!

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    1. Pact made, sealed with a pinkie promise.

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  2. We will stand strong and united against the Elf on the Shelf! Seriously, that thing is creepy and way too much work.

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    1. The work is what pushed me over the edge from mild disdain to "no, oh no, oh nope nope nope."

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